😎 That One Friend Who Never Pays Back But Still Vibes Like a Billionaire
😎 That One Friend Who Never Pays Back But Still Vibes Like a Billionaire We all have that one friend. The one who can borrow ₦5K today, dodge your calls tomorrow, but still show up on Snapchat with wine glass and Bluetooth speaker saying: “ Soft life or nothing. ” 😭 Let’s not lie — this is one of the most spiritual types of people in Nigeria. Because how are you broke, yet you’re living like Dangote’s nephew?! Make I gist you. --- 💸 Step 1 : “Omo, Run Me Small Something…” It always starts with the classic line: “ Guy abeg, just run me like 2K. I go send am back tomorrow. I swear! ” Spoiler alert: Tomorrow never comes. You go remind am next week, and he’ll hit you with: “ Ah! I thought I had already sent it oh. Check your account again. ” Meanwhile, your Zenith app dey show 0.00 inflow. --- 🧢 Step 2: Fresh Boy With Borrowed Energy This same friend will: Wear designer slippers (you never see for store) Eat chicken shawarma every Friday Go out with babes and drop qu...