😎 That One Friend Who Never Pays Back But Still Vibes Like a Billionaire

 😎 That One Friend Who Never Pays Back But Still Vibes Like a Billionaire

We all have that one friend.

The one who can borrow ₦5K today, dodge your calls tomorrow, but still show up on Snapchat with wine glass and Bluetooth speaker saying:

“Soft life or nothing.” 😭

Let’s not lie — this is one of the most spiritual types of people in Nigeria. Because how are you broke, yet you’re living like Dangote’s nephew?!

Make I gist you.

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💸 Step 1: “Omo, Run Me Small Something…”

It always starts with the classic line:

•   “Guy abeg, just run me like 2K. I go send am back tomorrow. I swear!”

Spoiler alert:

Tomorrow never comes.

You go remind am next week, and he’ll hit you with:

•  “Ah! I thought I had already sent it oh. Check your account again.”

Meanwhile, your Zenith app dey show 0.00 inflow.

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🧢 Step 2: Fresh Boy With Borrowed Energy

This same friend will:

Wear designer slippers (you never see for store)

Eat chicken shawarma every Friday

Go out with babes and drop quotes like “money no be problem.”

But when rent or subscription shows face, he starts calling you like:

> “My real G. Abeg e get how e be…”

If vibe was a job, this person would be a CEO.

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🕺 Step 3: Instagram Billionaire, Wallet Beggar

You’ll see their stories:

“Work hard so you can rest later.”

“Nobody gave me anything. I earned it.”

But deep down, you’re the one funding his “success story.” 🤣

Na you dey press phone with fear, he dey live like Davido.

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😭 Step 4: They Never Feel Embarrassed

No shame.

No guilt.

No refund.

Even if you tell them:

> “Guy, pay my money oh.”

They’ll say:

“Ah ah, small thing like this. Calm down now, we be guys!”

Be guys? Bro, pay me 😭

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💔 The Real Problem

Let’s be honest:

Sometimes we tolerate these friends because we don't want to look wicked.

We don’t want drama.

Or maybe they’ve made us laugh one too many times.

But real talk — this habit dey drain friendship fast.

It’s giving “user vibes.”

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🎤 FINAL WORD FROM DAVID

We love friendship. We love soft life.

But if you must flex, use your own money.

Don’t borrow from me and come back online wearing Gucci I’ve never even seen on Google 😩

So I ask you:

Do you have this kind of friend? Or are YOU the friend?

Let’s talk about it in the comments — no shame zone o!

Na The Daily Gist with David we dey! 😂

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